On business days (not including Saturday) we will ship the same day if you order before 3pm.

On business days (not including Saturday) we will ship the same day if you order before 3pm.
You may return your order up to one month after ordering and will get your money back immediately.
Trusted Shops is an independent survey provider showing almost 100% customer satisfaction for us. For more information see here
For a small fee of EUR 2 you can pay 14 days after delivery.
For an additional EUR 9,90 we will ship next day before 12pm if you order before 3pm and in Germany.
You can pay per invoice, debit, prepayment, credit card, PayPal, cash on delivery or cash on site.
In the shopping cart, you can choose gift wrapping for all of your items.
When ordering, you can choose if you want us to attach a message instead of the invoice.
article no. 20912
„Monty Python and The Holy Grail" has long been part of general education and not just nerdy topics. Some jokes, however, are especially present in nerd circles. Such as the famous scene in which the Knights of the Round Coconut… er…Table want to cross the Bridge of Death!
Guarded bridges seem to have a special significance in this film anyway. One of them, for example, is guarded by the particularly heroic Black Knight. He is a serious opponent, but easily defeated by a skilled fighter like Arthur. The ugly creature in front of the Bridge of Death however is a different matter. If you don't answer all three questions correctly, you are immediately thrown into the deadly abyss. Even the question about one's favourite colour can be answered incorrectly due to slight nervousness.
So the Doormat What is your name is the perfect way to weed out unwanted visitors right at your door. If one doesn't know the cult film, they can turn right back. The rest can try answering the three questions on the mat correctly. Hopefully you yourself are a bit smarter than the bridge guard in the film and know that the question is about a European! swallow. It normally moves at a speed of about 32.4 km/h. Answers up to 74 km/h can also be considered correct, as individual swallows have actually been measured at such a speed. Whether you allow other answers, and if so which ones, is up to you ;).
By the way, the fact that the doormat is made of coconut fibre is not (only) a funny allusion to the non-existent horses of the knights. Just like Arthur, coconut fibre is particularly resistant and always maintains its posture even under great strain. Therefore, this mat is suitable for both indoors and outdoors.