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Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Contaminated zombie blood that lets you smell as fresh as a recently deceased zombie when used as shower gel.
  • Shower gel in a blood donation pouch.
  • The pouch contains 400 ml of atomic green shower gel instead of real zombie blood.

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Contaminated zombie blood that lets you smell as fresh as a recently deceased zombie when used as shower gel.

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6,95 € * (17,38 € / l)
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Description

  • Shower gel in a blood donation pouch.
  • The pouch contains 400 ml of atomic green shower gel instead of real zombie blood.

The DEAD (Department for the Eradication of the Animated Deceased) has been collecting samples of zombies for a long time already (yay, zombies exist!). Up to now, these samples have only been used for scientific experiments, hermetically sealed from the outside world. Yet, samples of zombie blood (type: Z-Rh positive) have managed to make their way out.

For your own secret experiments or zombie fetishes, get yourself a 400 ml zombie blood pouch! For your safety, the blood is labelled with Contaminated - Level 5 Biohazard,but in case of any doubt, it's atomic green and it smells like a zombie. So you really ought to know that this is no ordinary blood! Or shower gel, for that matter :).

If you shower with the Zombie Blood Shower Gel (that sounds er... reasonable!), you will smell like a zombie too and that gives you a huge advantage in case of a zombie apocalypse*, because they won't recognize you as yummy and edible ;).

* Of course, it's just possible that this blood gel will turn you into an actual zombie too. But come on, it's a small price to pay for some bathroom fun, isn't it?! And we all know.. no risk, no zombie!

Stock up on zombie blood now and you will eventually be able to fight vampires from dusk till dawn, like those from Twilight! Because when a vampire comes into contact with contaminated zombie blood, the zombie virus will win. Which explains how Ozzy Osbourne was "created" ;).

PLEASE NOTE: Only for external use. This product is NOT edible or drinkable. Please only use as a shower gel.

Technical details
  • Inhalt: 400 ml
  • Dimensions: 17 x 11 x 3 cm