Why any character in an epic fantasy story would willingly risk their own life and the lives of their subjects for a lousy throne made out of old swords is beyond our comprehension. Why would you face dragons, undead legions, brutal warriors and other dangers when you could just as easily relax on a comfy sofa and enjoy life?

In terms of proper relaxation, our inspiration is a certain "Imp", who is clever enough to let his siblings fight over the throne while he takes a sip from the "I drink and I know things" Wine Goblet. Made out of high-quality Ritzenhoff crystal glass, its 350 ml capacity offers ample space for wine, beer or other liquid wonders. In addition, the quote adorning the goblet will tell everyone that you're only here to drink wine and to know things ;).

Just as it should, this precious drinking vessel features a metal lid and is delivered in decorative packaging to protect it from dust and the eyes of envious people. There's only one thing left for us to say: bottoms up!