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article no. 12305
Here in the early 21st century, all of us dehumanized by computer games. It makes it hard to curse someone in real life, doesn't it? Who even bats an eyelash anymore when you offend their mother? And wishing the plague on someone is quite lame in times of antibiotics. Hmm...
But there is a scenario that is just plain brutal: you shuffle along in the morning, unsuspecting through your home, and suddenly you experience inhuman pain...
The culprit, of course, is a totally harmless-looking building brick in a jolly colour. Completely intact, it lies there... waiting... – where some construction-mad child left it!
Aaaarrgh, that HUUUUURTS
So, what more could you wish on your worst enemy? What is crueler than letting them step on a brick from the apocalypse?
Ha! The mere sight of this T-shirt will make everybody flinch ;).