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DHMO Towel

Only one thing can stop DHMO: this towel!

  • Fluffy towel that can be used to contain dihydrogen monoxide spills
  • Is able to absorb DHMO directly from the skin and can even bind moderate amounts on the floor
  • Can alternatively be used as a regular beach towel

DHMO Towel

Only one thing can stop DHMO: this towel!

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Description: DHMO Towel

  • Fluffy towel that can be used to contain dihydrogen monoxide spills
  • Is able to absorb DHMO directly from the skin and can even bind moderate amounts on the floor
  • Can alternatively be used as a regular beach towel
  • Material: 100% cotton

If you happen to be present at a dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) breach, you need to act fast! After all, this vile chemical compound sends countless people to the afterlife each year – and don’t get us started on the damage it can cause to skin after prolonged exposure…

To combat this danger, we’ve decided to create the DHMO Towel, a handy (and fluffy) device that can contain DHMO spills within seconds! If your skin is covered with DHMO, simply rub the device on it and the chemical will be absorbed! This even works on the floor if you are faced with a larger spill.

You might be thinking: “That’s a towel, what’s all this talk about chemicals?” – and you’re completely correct! DHMO is just an overly complicated and only jokingly used term for… water! :D

Technical details
  • Dimensions: 140 x 70 cm
  • Care instructions: machine washable at 60°C, tumble dry on low